One of these days Leche will kill me of a happy attack
Possession by Furlabun
nothing stands between us here
and I won’t be denied
and I would be the one
to hold you down
kiss you so hard
I’ll take your breath away
and after, I’d wipe away the tears
just close your eyes…
(from Possession by Evans Blue)
Art Trade with immachickenhero
please don’t remove the source! ;)
Here you go, Imma! 8D
THIS WAS… fun to color I’ll say
my computer is a lot darker that other computers so I tried to compensate for that
i have this headcanon about deathshipping that ryou kind of likes the violence but sometimes y-ma just gets this grip and shit and Ryou’sstill kind of taken by surprise idk
ryou you turned out so ghoulish….
Oh my god I’m going to die I haven’t drawn porn in like years.
/Casually posts in the middle of the night when people should be in bed.
Alright, here we go:
Oh, okay uh… This looks… Promising.
Click below the cut if you want to hear me babble like an idiot.
Pg 1. “My money runned out”
My first piece of advice to him would be to go and find his money, and ask it why it ran out of the room in the first place. Maybe he wasn’t listening to his money enough. Maybe his money felt that they’d grown apart.
Pg. 2 “These People are Completely Trustworthy”
Apparently Duke (Well actually, Otogi) is speaking Italian(?) randomly? I really could not get over that.
Pg.3 “Malik don’t you have powers or something…”
Also I think he meant to say “deplorable” instead of “Desiderable” - which to my knowledge is not actually a word. Also I feel like the only people they can scam into this are scammed because of Otogi. Honda does nothing to comfort people, I’d think.
Also Malik you have powers. I don’t think you care that much about earning money the right way - so… Why haven’t you used those yet? Hell, mind control someone to steal some food for you or some shit…
Pg. 4 “Malik if you have your damn Millenium Rod, then why aren’t you using it to get them to confess what they’re actually up to - like right now. Seriously.”
Otogi and Honda are involved in possible human trafficking and a homosexual modeling agency?
Yaois and character derailment are like the canon couple of this series.
Or are they?
Pg. 5 “Dear Christ almighty that teacup I can’t stop staring at it look at thatfuckingteacupit’slikethe70sthrewuponateaset”
“Yo, thanks for bringing my next boytoy in so fast. You know I always get horny after a spot of Earl Grey, so you guys have perfect timing! Now get out of here before I eat your souls.”
Pg. 6 “Are those pancakes? They’re not bleeding, so honestly I have no idea why he’s eating it…”
Malik I hope you don’t fall for thi—
Pg. 7 “Malik it is beyond me why you haven’t used any of your powers to figure out what this guy is after by now.”
Oh God - Well Malik’s not that dumb, ri-
Pg. 8 “FUCKING CHRIST MALIK THAT WAS A ROOFIE AND YOU KNOW IT… RIGHT?”
With Bakura slipping you roofies, the other thing you have to worry about (besides the daterape) is the fact that he can and will steal all of your belongings before you can even so much as pass gas in shock.
Pg. 9 “It’d be nice to see a doujinshi of these two that didn’t involve date rape…”
“Suddenly my stenght”
Yeah, I hate it when my stenght leaves me too.
Pg. 10 “Because it being a legal drug makes this whole situation better”
“What about the interview?!”
-Would not be the first words out of my mouth.
If anyone is curious, the first words out of my mouth in this situation would be “Why is your dick in my anus?”
Pg. 11 “All Things Considered, That Duck on the Television is Very Odd in this Context”
“Here, I have it set to the ‘blow-job-in-the-shower-involving-what-appears-to-be-a-poor-unfortunate-duck’ channel.”
“Okay, you’re grabbing my dick now… And then we had Mr. Quackers on the screen… Okay I’ve given up trying to understand this.”
Pg. 12 “That… Does not sound like the sounds that a duck makes…”
God rest poor Mr. Quackers….
Lord only knows what Bakura made him do for his sick bestiality porn…
Malik agrees in that bottom-right panel.
Pg. 13 “Oh, Well at Least You Look Good in the Outfit, Bakura”
Alright I’ll admit it, I have nothing humorous (Though your mileage may vary on that, anyway) to say about this page.
I was honestly staring at Bakura’s left hand gripping his own thigh…
Pg. 14 “Never Ignore Dad’s Advice.”
“Malik no, you can’t go to Japan! You’ll get roped into a sex industry scam involving some hot asshole with a flower-patterned teacup!”
“Yeah, right, DAD. As if THAT will ever happen!”
Notable Typo mentions on this page: “Damn it! I didn’t thought of body freedom!”
Pg. 15 “A Professional Approach”
Meanwhile, I have to stop and wonder if Bakura does this with every single person they bring through their doors. Like how often does he do this? How many roofies is his carrying on him at all times? How many matching black leather vest/pant sets does he have in his wardrobe?
Pg. 16 “Don’t use too much stregnht with your tongue”
Now I don’t know about you guys, but I read this entire page in Dark Bakura’s English VA’s voice - over done British accent and everything. Maybe there’s something wrong with me, but I couldn’t get past that last line without bursting out laughing.
“That’s a penis.”
Pg. 17 “Holy fuck when did Bakura become twice Malik’s size?”
And here we see that Malik has lost weight since page 15. Yikes. I thought the pancakes would’ve helped with that…
Pg. 18 “If you’re still reading my bullshit at this point, I commend you”
Notable things about this page:
- “Do you want to come…
- “Don’t worry you can come…
- To my birthday party?”
- To my housewarming party?”
- To my Bar Mitzvah?”
- To my wine-tasting party?”
- To Mr. Quacker’s funeral?”
- To my Children’s Card-Game Party?”
- “… Wait this is a show about card games?”
Pg. 19 “It’d be more heartwarming if date rape and possessed teenagers weren’t involved… But I guess that’s just me.”
Notable Typos: “Look what cute things is saying, this brat!”
Notes on this page: Apparently Bakura is Yoda. Now try to imagine this entire doujin like that.
Pg. 20 “Yugi… Is this really the time for trading cards? Or really… For you to be here at all?”
“Are you here, boss?!”
“No, I’m in SOME OTHER ROOM FUCKING A GUY - what the HELL do you THINK?!”
Pg. 21 “I… I can’t honestly begin to pick apart all the things wrong with this page”
And that’s the end.
Epilogue: “Meanwhile, at the Kaiba Manor”
“Mokuba Kaiba: Missing for 5 days so far. No word on where he could be…”
I AM DYING.
ASDJFAKSJDFKASDLKF ALL THINGS CONSIDERED THAT DUCK ON THE TELEVISION IS VERY ODD IN THIS CONTEXT
For non-rapey Thiefshipping, chaosrocket has a translated/Japanese side-by-side of Kami No Inai Hi on her blog.
Page 1 is on Page 3 of her blog.
NOT GONNA LIE
WHEN I WAS READING THIS MYSELF
I WAS LIKE
“Digestive pills — JESUS MALIK HOW DUMB ARE YOU THOSE ARE /SUSPICIOUS/ PILLS AUGH”
Ryou x Thief King colored
I got lazy half-way through painting this, I admit. Also I need to learn to color without such a thick lineart. -__-
I think somebody said yesterday they’d like to see for once, Ryou topping Thief King.
I personally have a fetish for big, muscled guys taking it from girly/skinny ones, so I don’t even know why it took me so long to do this.
This is SO gonna be colored.
I will casually reblog this.